May 2012
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Fun with Dick and Jane
Fun with Dick and Jane
Dick sat with Jane in the Jezebel Garden one morning sipping jizzum tea. The camery trees and commodore flowers swayed in the breeze. Only the russelling of the cheezal packets dancing in the wind disturbed the silence.
Dick had been pretending to be a goat and was head butting Jane’s pet turtle.
“Stop it Dick, you’ll hurt Mr Weasel Bottom.” Jane cried, but Dick continued...
Did you know?
Did you know that it is impossible to look cool in a French style cafe with a right eye that looks like the bottom of a Japanese Snow Monkey with irritable bowel syndrome that has been used for “after game celebrations” by the Canterbury-Bankstown AFL team?
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